With derek away very few rarities will be found this week. Does
everyone remember the German octopus 'Paul' who picked the world cup
winning
teams?
Well, at great expense the NIBA Committee have
gained access to a Portavogie Physic Cephlapod called
Paddy (hes really an octopus). However, we
are assured that he can sense rare birds and will twitch leap and
pinpoint on
the map the species and location (Rumour has it Derek used a similar method to predict Ireland's first Iberian Chiff-chaff recently)
PS if he doesnt come up with
the goods in the next 7 days Chez Veale Evening Bistro will serve him up as Japanese sushi
