Derek still thinks he can convince us that he's out seeing a wide variety of birds in Spain but we know rightly what he's up to - sitting at the end of a pier with a loaf of bread and a bottle of vodka. We can't wait to see the 3 and a half thousand pictures of gulls that look suspiciously like yellow-legged Herring Gulls.
Here's his latest string of lies:
Rufous Bush Cat, Audouin's Gull, Slender-billed Gull, Roller, Montagu's Harrier, White-headed Duck, Marbled Teal, Collared Pratincole, Little Bittern, Black-necked Grebe, Purple Gallinule, Alpine Swift, Iberian Green Woodpecker, Bearded Tit, Black Wheatear
Here's a picture of what he's really up to - he probably hasn't even left the balcony of his hotel room, just train the telescope on the harbour and bob's yer uncle